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I was looking through Facebook a few minutes ago when I saw a very interesting post from my cousin saying:

“the fact that I can have my phone text for me as I talk to it is really gonna make me lazy.”

My fucking head just got blown off. She was using speech-to-text, which for the benefit of total imbeciles out there who don’t understand the obvious meaning of speech-to-text, means that the stuff you say will automatically be typed into the thing. If you still don’t understand that please just go jack off somewhere because you don’t deserve to have a brain.

Okay, back to the topic.

Let me get this straight:

So you’re gonna speak. Then the words you spoke would be made into text. And then, the text will be sent as a text message right?

Isn’t that like uhm…wait…A FUCKING WASTE OF FUCKING TIME!

If you’re gonna fucking talk and then send it as a text message, why don’t you just fucking call?!

Too lazy to dial numbers? Use some freaking speed dialing or voice dialing or something!

Something is really wrong with this damn world…Useless apps making humans more useless than they already are…

Before I proceed with this article, let me make two things clear:

1. I LOVE ANIMALS.

2. I AM NOT AGAINST TAKING CARE OF PETS.

One article I read around here just this afternoon was like “our dog was scared of the vacuum cleaner so the vet prescribed anxiety pills” and other shit and I’m like what the fuck?! On top of that, the damn dog is going for braces?! What, is the dog being made fun of at school because of his damn crooked teeth?!

Sometimes I get so fucking irritated with people who do so much for their pets while they treat their fellow human beings like shit.

I mean okay, I know why people love pets. They sure are a source of affection. I also used to have a number of dogs and cats myself, and I’m currently taking care of a fish. I mean you feed and play with your pets but it was just too much for me to comprehend how someone would spend so much money on some ridiculous dog issues.

Decadence. There’s a lot of humans on the other side of the world who die of thirst and hunger and here we are, fucking taking our damn dogs to the shrink and having their teeth re-aligned!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

HUMANS ARE DYING OF HUNGER. HUMANS ARE DYING OF THIRST. THERE ARE HUMANS WHO CAN CARE LESS ABOUT THEIR TEETH BECAUSE THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO CHEW ON AND HERE YOU ARE, FUCKING SPENDING FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ON YOUR FUCKING DOG BECAUSE IT’S SCARED OF THE GOD DAMN VACUUM CLEANER?!

AND WHAT THE FUCK’S WITH THE CROOKED TEETH? MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR DOG TO STOP BITING ON THINGS SO IT’S TEETH WOULDN’T BE MISALIGNED MOTHERFUCKERS!

GO TO FUCKING AFRICA AND DONATE THE DAMN MONEY TO CHARITY AND MAYBE YOU CAN DO MORE GOOD IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD MOTHERFUCKERS!

I just don’t understand how some people think that they’re perfect, like they never make a single mistake. Okay, if you wanna believe that you’re perfect fine, so be it. But if you do, please at least try to keep your perfection to yourself and not compare your damn self to anyone, especially me.

I fucking hate being compared, especially when people compare me to themselves like they’re the fucking pinnacle of perfection.

“I never did that mistake before.”

“When I was at your stage I already knew everything.”

“I could never make a mistake like that. It was your fault!”

Let me tell you this now, and this also goes out to every bitch and every motherfucker out there who think they’re fucking better than everyone else:

IF YOU THINK YOU’RE SO GOD DAMN PERFECT, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING CHURCH THAT WORSHIPS YOUR HOLY PERFECT ASS AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

This imperfect world doesn’t deserve someone so perfect like you so just go fucking jack off with your perfect existence motherfucker.

It’s just so god damn annoying to be compared to someone. It’s so damn annoying to be with someone who won’t admit they make mistakes…

One of the perks of working at my minimum-paying job is that we get free lunch thanks to the salesmen whose job is apparently to flatter my boss and tell him he’s the most amazing gift god has ever given humanity in order for him to keep using and recommending their products to our clients. Sometimes there’s just too much ass-kissing involved that I think they should just suck his damn dick to spare me the trouble of having to listen to all the bullshit being thrown around.

Anyways today at lunch, I wasn’t in the mood to eat because I think the food is just meant for cattle. Forgive me all you vegetarians out there, I come in peace and I’m not against eating plants. It’s just that I don’t fucking ¬†understand why there’s grass in the sandwiches we were eating. Last time I checked my humanity was still intact and I haven’t evolved into something that resembled a cow. I’ll admit it, I’m a real carnivore. Forgive me for finding it necessary to kill other animals and eat them. I was raised this way and I love meat so fuck off and let me be.

Anyways, it was all good. I just ate one sandwich and I was done. It was cool really. But then, my favorite coworker offered me another fucking sandwich which was actually really nice of her, except for the fact that she knew I was a fucking carnivore and tried to making me look like I’m some fucking blob who’s gonna eat everything I fucking see. I’m fat but I’m not that fucking fat okay? I’m just in between obese class one and overweight for your fucking information and I still got fucking hope, so don’t fucking try to make fun of me and make me look like I’m a fucking eating machine okay motherfucker?!

By the way, before you vegetarians out there who have read this decide to crucify my ass, let me again remind you that:

I COME IN PEACE. I’LL EAT ANY FRUIT OR VEGETABLE IF YOU INSIST ON NOT GIVING ME MEAT BUT PLEASE, DON’T MAKE ME EAT GRASS. THANK YOU.