Archive for the ‘Angry At Some Random Motherfucker’ Category

I haven’t been angry in a fucking while. I guess a couple of huge losses have made me numb to pain.

Interestingly, I woke up this morning with an email, a notification about a comment made on one of my post which you can follow by clicking here.

First, SHE WASN’T FUCKING MARRIED!

Second, IT WAS FUCKING DINNER AND SHE WAS THE ONE WHO INVITED ME AND OFFERED TO PICK ME UP!

Third, YOU ARE A DUMB BITCH WHO CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THE DAMN FACTS BEFORE REACTING and to get psychological on your ass, YOU ARE PROBABLY THE ONE WHO DOESN’T HAVE A LIFE. You have made the terrible mistake of being dumb enough to misjudge people and misread situations which is why you’re probably full of bitterness and now you’re taking it out on that post because you have been in a somewhat similar situation, only playing a different role somewhere.

YES, I DON”T HAVE A CAR BECAUSE I FUCKING WALK because one, it’s dumb to waste money on all car-related expenses when all the places I need to go to are within a mile radius of my house and when I actually need to go beyond that, there are people who actually offer to take me out. Two, I’m concerned with the environment and I actually think that YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS HARMFUL TO THE ENVIRONMENT simply because YOU’RE A DUMB FUCKING STUPID BITCH WHO CAN’T EVEN THINK OR AT LEAST INVESTIGATE BEYOND WHAT YOU HAVE INITIALLY OBSERVED.

Going back, sure she doesn’t like me and I am aware of that.

Sure, I qualify as a loser for not having the girl and complaining about it here.

And sure, I am a douchebag here. A very big one at that.

But please, for the love of whatever you hold precious, DON’T GIVE ME A REASON TO BE ANGRY AGAIN JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO DAMN STUPID.

Also, although it’s not a requirement, READ THE HOMEPAGE AND THE FAQ section before you make judgements about me as a person. Not that I really give a fuck…Or actually I do give a fuck because I’m sick of being misjudged. Well actually you can make judgements and reactions here, and if that Melanie person only got the facts right I would have simply let her comment be.

Moral Lesson:

DON’T  EVER MAKE CONCLUSIONS BASED SIMPLY ON THE INITIAL INFORMATION. TRY TO DIG DEEPER OR AT LEAST REVIEW THE FACTS PRESENTED BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING OR YOU RISK DOING SOMETHING REALLY STUPID THAT CAN COST YOU.

Now who says you can’t get something good out of a douchebag?

FUCK YOU MELANIE AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT.

I did say before that I work at a doctor’s office right? No, this isn’t about my favorite coworker. Surprisingly we were “good friends” today. Maybe she got laid yesterday so she was in a very good mood. This one is about a patient we had today.

Anyways, this patient had speech impairment and paraplegia.

We were there, quietly working when suddenly, the following words came out:

“I LIKE TO GET ROUGH!”

“GIVE ME BIG BOOBS!”

“I DID FOREPLAY!”

It was fucking hilarious. I mean imagine some speech-impaired, paraplegic kid suddenly yelling out those words and breaking the silence. I admit I fought so god damn hard just to keep myself from laughing.

But then it hit me…

WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THIS FUCKING KID TO SAY THOSE FUCKING WORDS?!

I mean I would expect “daddy” or something but fucking “I did foreplay!”?!

It’s a fucking outrage and I fucking hate myself for finding it funny the first time! Again:

WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THIS FUCKING KID TO SAY THOSE FUCKING WORDS?!

Whoever you fucking people are, FUCK YOU AND PLEASE HOPE THAT I NEVER FIND OUT IT WAS FUCKING YOU!

Some motherfuckers just think it’s fun to mess with a fucking disabled kid. I know that the kid attends school, and I don’t think that it’s the parents, which leads me to conclude that it’s those fucking school boys.

This goes out to the people who taught the kid those words:

YOU DON’T FUCKING DESERVE TO LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS!

I went straight to Kmart after I left work to buy laundry detergent and hand soap. I was in a bit of a hurry because I had a headache and I needed to just get home asap so I was walking fast. I was right behind this cholo(hispanic gangster boy) when he suddendly decided to hit the brakes on me. Of course, I almost bumped on to him, good thing my reflexes were still working and I was able to step aside. Fucking cholo.

I wanted to smack him right in the face. I wanted to go:

“What’s your damn problem eseh?! Y0ur face would look real cute with a fat lip motherfucker!”

But of course I didn’t simply because though my life is full of shit, I still want to live and I’d prefer to live it with love and peace. So what did I do? I just went on like nothing happened. I got my laundry detergent and my hand soap and went straight to the cashier.

As I was biking back home, I thought it’s okay, because one of these days that motherfucker’s gonna end up somewhere along one of these three options:

1. Get arrested and locked up in jail for drug trafficking, weapons possession and gang affiliations.

2. Get shot and killed by a rival gangster.

3. Grow up to an old age regretting that he skipped college and chose to be an OG.

The best part of all this is, that while he’s doing any one of these three options, I’m gonna be a rich motherfucker with ten cars and a huge house on top of a hill. I hope.

Interesting. I thought I was gonna make it through the god damn day without fucking getting angry but some fucking douche bag apparently got offended and decided to go four-year-old on my ass. to make the long story short, here’s a copy of the comments:

Harnew said 20 hours ago:
Ewww!!!

You said 18 hours ago:
i must admit thought that the second part about the dancing with the walker was hilarious.but dude, are you fucking racist?

Harnew said 7 hours ago:
Haha! How am I racist and you posted it? Ha! I said one word, not even a word, more like a … I don’t know. Apologies for visiting YOUR blog … won’t happen again. Erase my comments. I don’t care.

You said 1 minute ago:
i don’t understand where this is coming from…as much as i’d like to apologize to you, if you just use a bit of YOUR logic HARNEW, my comment intended FOR THE AUTHOR, and it’s a simple question. but why am i even explaining myself to a coconut?

I don’t know why this fucker is so upset about my comment. Was it so wrong for me to fucking ask? And it’s not even fucking for this damn douchebag!

Honestly I don’t care if this coconut takes it wrongly and wont visit this blog again I don’t fucking care. But seriously, is that how you’d tell me you’re upset? This goes for everyone here, since I’m already being a douchebag, you can tell me to fuck off and swear and cuss at me too and I won’t be offended but the fucking childish way he told me off was fucking unbearable. To me it was something similar to:

“My mommy told me not to play with you anymore.” or “I’m not going into the bounce house anymore because you took my lollipop.”

I hope you’re happy because I’m ticked off.

Guys, go visit the poor motherfucker’s blog okay? And for the love of whatever god you worship if any, if you’re a blogger and you’re about 18 and up, don’t fucking act like a fucking toddler okay?

As a disclaimer and to protect the innocence of our children:

MATURE BLOG: THIS BLOG IS FOR PEOPLE 18 YEARS OLD AND UP WITH THE MATURITY TO HANDLE BEING AN ADULT.

By the way, in appreciation to the article owner, you can click here to see where this word war happened and take note, you will be redirected to another blog.