Archive for the ‘Angry At My Fucking Self’ Category

If you read the post just before this one, then you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, click here to save me the trouble of having to repeat myself.

Anyways, I just looked at the about the author’s page and realized that I just asked him the stupidest question ever. Fuck myself for being stupid but I’m still not apologizing to harnew. Screw that fucking douche. I bet he’d visit my blog again to read about what I said about him(haha I fucking win!).

Fuck myself for not reading the author’s about me page. Fuck myself for asking a stupid question.

Moral Lesson:

READ THE GOD DAMN AUTHOR’S INFORMATION BEFORE YOU FUCKING ASK QUESTIONS!

Also,

BEFORE YOU MAKE A FUCKING COMMENT, READ THROUGH THE FUCKING CONTENT AND KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT SO YOU WON’T END UP FUCKING MAKING A POST ABOUT IT TO APOLOGIZE TO THE OFFENDED PARTY AND END UP LOOKING LIKE A DUMBASS!

There. That’s sufficient self-loathing for me. I hope it’s enough jkim24.

Today, I was too fucking stupid which resulted in a lot of god damn hassle for me. Fuck myself and these are the reasons why:

1. I made the mistake of telling my girlfriend about this blog and for you who have read this blog before, I wrote about her in a very very hurtful way. So, the stupid me went on ahead to try to change my damn URL so that she won’t get a second chance at reading my blog about her. I later realized that maybe she wouldn’t go back to reading this blog again because she doesn’t have a computer anyways, and I think she needs to know exactly how I feel too and, I think that this blog’s current URL is perfectly suited to the theme. But, what’s done is done. I already contacted the tech guys from WordPress requesting to allow me to either change or cancel this blog’s domain registration.

WordPress tech guys/happiness guys/happy engineers, if you’re reading this right now, please know that I have changed my mind and I wish to keep it. Stupid me for not thinking rationally. Fuck the stupid me.

2. Then, I also made another blog, which was self-titled. But, before realizing it, I was fucking using this account. As soon as I launched that blog’s very friendly first post, I posted it on Facebook, liked it, and made a comment to get attention. I also made a Tweet about it. Half an hour later, I re-read the said post and I spotted something very very wrong:  My god-forsaken username “averyangryalterego” was listed as the author! So, the stupid me, not thinking clearly again, tried a lot of things I couldn’t even remember anymore and ended up transferring one of my domains. Anyways problem solved somehow but there’s that thing where I might have given away my domain or something. Again, fortunately, I need to wait for the WordPress guys to respond before anything happens. And so again:

WordPress tech guys/happiness guys/happy engineers, if you’re reading this right now, please know that I have changed my mind and I wish to keep it. Stupid me for not thinking rationally. Fuck the stupid me.

3. Im just so fucking stupid. I’ve been feeling the urge to take a leak and release some shit but since I was so god damn paranoid, I ignored all my fucking urges and just tried to do some shit I don’t understand in order to fix the two problems above. On top of that, I’m just so god damn pissed with myself right now that I have to write it here and post it before I fucking calm down. If only I took that trip to the bathroom before I started to panic, then maybe I wouldn’t have screwed myself up this way. Anyways, like a fucking novena:

WordPress tech guys/happiness guys/happy engineers, if you’re reading this right now, please know that I have changed my mind and I wish to keep it. Stupid me for not thinking rationally. Fuck the stupid me.

4. I should have be watching Lost right now. I know, it’s an old series but I just got around to following it on netflix this month so fuck off. Because I was just too stupid and acted on my impulse and did not give time to calm down and think, I’m on this god damn spot where I need to pee, I need to take a dump, and I also have to brush my teeth and wash my face. On top of it all, I have work tomorrow and I should be in bed now but because I’m just too fucking mad at myself and I have to write about it, here I am writing instead of doing what I’m supposed to fucking do. For the last time:

WordPress tech guys/happiness guys/happy engineers, if you’re reading this right now, please know that I have changed my mind and I wish to keep it. Stupid me for not thinking rationally. Fuck the stupid me.

I know that you’re probably either laughing at me right now and it’s my fucking fault, I admit it. I may be a foul-mouthed son of a bitch, but I am also the type of person who knows how to admit my own mistakes. Laugh it up because it’s on me. Fuck myself. I hope you’re fucking happy. Amen.

Okay…I’ll admit it. I’m a greedy bastard who wants to make money from blogging. I have a natural talent in writing and a very active brain, plus the fact that I’m extremely lazy and it starts making sense why. So, an hour ago, there I was, just really angry and made this blog. Then, after going around WordPress a bit, I discovered that I can actually get my own domain here plus privacy for $25 a year. Hell it was cheap so got changed to my biking attire and biked as fast as I could to the closest store to get a greendot. Why a greendot you say? Well it’s just because I’m fucking poor and I can’t qualify for a credit card. Even if I did, I don’t wanna pay for the extra charges that come with it. If you haven’t realized it yet, I’m a real cheapskate.

Anyways so there, I got to the cashier, grabbed a greendot card, looked through my wallet for all the cash it has and amassed $44. The greendot card was worth $4.95 so I figured I could place $39 into it. Long story short, I thought I made a mistake for getting a real webhost for my primary blog  that cost me about a hundred bucks when I could just make an account here at wordpress for $25 a year.

Never mind. I’ll just transfer my primary site over here as soon as my contract ends I thought.

So, I found this matching theme  and installed it but then I realized there was no sidebars. Fuck. I guess i’ll have to make do with a donate button somewhere at the bottom. So, I copy-pasted the code I always use on my primary blog but after a few tries, it doesn’t seem to work. And then it hit me:

I CAN’T FUCKING PLACE ADS HERE ON WORPRESS!

The greedy me got the best of me. How am I supposed to make money this way?! I went all the way to buying it without even reading the terms and conditions from WordPress! Stupid me. I deserve to be angry at me.

FUCK ME FOR BEING STUPID. OF COURSE IT HAD A CATCH!

So, for everyone out there who wants to make their own blog, at least do yourselves a favor and read thoroughly through the terms and conditions so you know exactly what you are getting.

Yeah, laugh at me then fuck off. On second thought, don’t fuck off, fucking subscribe instead.