Why Am I Getting More Fucking Readers For This Piece Of Shit Than That Other Genuinely Useful Site I Work On?

Posted: July 9, 2011 in Angry At The Fucking World
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Did I mention that I own a personal development/self-improvement site?

I’m just fucking wondering why this fucking blog about my senseless anger gets more readers than that one. I mean I fucking spend so much time and brain power to come up with tips and ideas for that personal development site while here i just write about the shit that pisses me off without any regard to SEO and what my readers would feel and this blog just got more daily viewers than that genuinely helpful piece of shit.

Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the readership here, but what I’m just pissed off about are these:

This blog doesn’t really take much effort and thinking for me. On that other site, I spend hours thinking about and writing stuff.

I didn’t care about fucking SEO. On that other site, I do a lot of SEO.

I didn’t plan anything for this blog. I plan to make that site one of the biggest personal development sites ever known to the blogosphere.

I spent almost $100 on that other site for six months while I only spent $25 on this one for a whole year.

All of the above and this site got 5 times the daily readership of that other site.

Fuck the law of conservation. Fuck the person who told me that my hard work will pay off. Now what is the real secret behind blogging success? Some motherfucker told me that information and content is king, but my content here is just a load of angry bullshit and I’m not afraid to admit that because this is really what I’m writing about here.

This is basically what this blog is all about:

JUST MY PLAIN, SENSELESS, FUCKING ANGER THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING LET OUT OR ELSE I MIGHT END UP GUNNING DOWN PEOPLE.

There. If you’re still reading this right now then good for you. I appreciate the fact that you’re reading and somehow enjoying this sick bastard of a blog, but don’t go complaining to me if I’m being such a fucking douche writing senseless, pointless shit okay?

NOW GO FUCKING SUBSCRIBE THEN JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER!

Comments
  1. Harnew says:

    Well stop posting. Direct traffic there

    • Dude i’d love to redirect traffic there but i’m hiding my identity here.just imagine if my readers there knew i also had this site.never mind that,just imagine what the people im referring to here would do if they knew it was me.i have an faq section.read it first before you ask/say anything else.i also have a brief explanation at the home page btw.

  2. Jade says:

    This is hilarious!

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